Enemy Press ABC News ran a story today on their GMA program. Apparently a city councilman in a Kenyan city offered a dowry of 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand of Chelsea Clinton when Bill visited that country a few years ago.
He's still waiting for an answer. I believe the Clintons should accept this generous offer. After all, her mother is an ugly old cow and her father is a randy old goat. Seems like a perfect fit!