Tuesday, December 20, 2005

If Only They All Did This

Yahoo News reports that a singer for some band named Weezer (apparently a group of asthmatics) took a vow of celibacy a while back and has decided to continue it.

Wouldn't the world be a more wondrous place if all entertainers and celebrities decided not to chance reproducing? No more raving lunatics trying to tell citizens how to vote. Why any free man or woman would take political cues from trained monkeys is bizarre, yet it happens. We'd be better off if they all kept their pants on.

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