Sunday, December 25, 2005

President Bush's Christmas Address And A Democratic Response

President Bush offered a few words this weekend for Christmas. Reproduced below is the text of his speech and a draft copy of the Democrat response found in a garbage can in Hyannisport, next to some empty liquor bottles.

President Bush in lowercase. DEMOCRAT RESPONSE IN UPPER.

At Christmas, we give thanks for the gift of the birth of Christ, and for the blessings that surround us every day of the year. In this great and prosperous land, we have so much to be thankful for, and Christmas reminds us of our obligation to share these blessings with others. There are many among us who are hurting and require a helping hand. In the new year, I hope Americans will look for ways to volunteer your time and talents where they are needed most. By reaching out to a neighbor in need, we make our nation a more just and compassionate place. This Christmas, we remember our fellow citizens who suffered from the hurricanes and other disasters that struck our nation this past year. We pray for their strength as they continue to recover and rebuild their lives and their communities.

AT THIS SO CALLED CHRISTMAS DAY, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERSHIP REMINDS EVERYONE THAT THIS IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION, WE ARE MADE UP OF MANY BELIEFS AND THEIR IDEAS AND HOLIDAYS ARE JUST AS VALID, IF NOT MORE SO THAN THE OLD, TIRED JUDEO-CHRISTIAN ETHICS THIS FAILED PRESIDENT HONORS TODAY. WE FEEL THAT THIS CHRISTMAS MESSAGE BY PRESIDENT BUSH IS A BIGOTED CALL TO MORE OF THE SAME HATE FILLED EVIL GENIUS INCOMPETENT ACTS HE HAS PERPETRATED AGAINST THE WORLD SINCE HE FIRST STOLE THE PRESIDENCY FROM VICE PRESIDENT GORE. MR BUSH CLAIMS BLESSINGS CAME TO AMERICA THROUGH THE AGENCY OF A SUPREME BEING AND CHEATS US OUT OF OUR SHARE OF THE CREDIT FOR CREATING THE SUCCESS WE HAVE TODAY. PRESIDENT BUSH CYNICALLY CALLS ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC TO SACRIFICE FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS WHILE HALLIBURTON AND THE BIG OIL COMPANIES REAP THE BENEFITS. THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY BELIEVES THAT VOLUNTEERISM IS A WORTHY ENDEAVOR AND IN THE NEXT SESSION OF CONGRESS THE DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP WILL INTRODUCE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE ALL CITIZENS TO ENGAGE IN VOLUNTEER ACTIVITIES WITH FINES AND JAIL TIME FOR THOSE WHO REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE.

During the holiday season and throughout the year, we think with pride of the men and women of our Armed Forces, who are keeping our nation safe and defending freedom around the world. In Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere, they are protecting our liberty by spreading liberty to others, and all Americans are grateful to our troops for their courage and commitment.

WE THE DEMOCRAT LEADERSHIP DEPLORE THE CALL TO REMEMBER THE TROOPS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR BY THE MAN WHO, AS SEEN BY THE TEXAS AIR NATIONAL GUARD MEMOS, REFUSED TO DEFEND HIS COUNTRY DURING THE VIETNAM WAR. MANY DEMOCRATS WERE HEROES DURING THIS TIME AS SWIFT BOAT CAPTAINS AND NEWS PHOTOGRAPHERS AND RELIED ON THEIR OWN WORDS TO ATTAIN THE HONOR DUE THEM SUCH AS REPORTS LEADING TO PURPLE HEARTS.

We're also grateful to their families. Staying behind when a family member goes to war is a heavy burden -- and it's particularly hard at Christmas. We pray for our military families; we ask Almighty God to bestow His protection and care on their loved ones as they protect our nation from grave dangers.

SHAMEFULLY, THIS PRETEND PRESIDENT SINGLES OUT THE FAMILIES FOR SPECIAL SCORN. THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY KNOWS THAT NONE OF THE FAMILIES OF OUR TROOPS SUPPORT THIS ILLEGAL WAR FOR OIL, AND TO CYNICALLY PRAY FOR THEM IS THE HEIGHT OF ARROGANCE. WE FULLY SUPPORT THOSE WHO REFUSE TO PRAY AND WE CALL ON PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE LAND TO REFRAIN FROM PRAYING FOR THE FAMILIES AS WE BELIEVE THAT WOULD ONLY ENCOURAGE THIS PRESIDENT TO CONTINUE TO OCCUPY IRAQ IN DEFIANCE OF THE UN AND THE OIL FOR FOOD PARTICIPATING COUNTRIES.

We also remember the heroic men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation's freedom. We pray that God will comfort the loved ones they left behind. The sacrifices of these brave troops have rescued millions from lives of tyranny and sorrow, and made America more secure. We will always cherish the memory of each of our fallen servicemen and women, and count it a privilege to be citizens of the country they served.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS ALL PEOPLE IN AMERICA TO REMEMBER THOSE WHO DIED IN SERVICE TO THIS REGIME THAT THEY DIED FOR A LIE. MUSLIMS DO NOT WANT, NOR HAVE ANY ABILITY TO APPRECIATE, A DEMOCRATIC LIFESTYLE AND WE DEMAND THE PRESIDENT IMMEDIATELY WITHDRAW TROOPS FROM IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN TO LEAVE THOSE PEOPLE TO SORT OUT THEIR OWN COUNTRIES. WHO ARE WE TO BRING FREEDOM TO THOSE AROUND THE WORLD? THIS ARROGANT MESSIANIC WORLDVIEW IS A DANGER TO OURSELVES AND THE PROGRESSIVE WORLD AND WE CALL ON THE PRESIDENT TO IMMEDIATELY CEASE HIS CURRENT COURSE OF ACTION.

The times we live in have brought many challenges to our country. And at such times, the story of Christmas brings special comfort and confidence. Christmas reminds us that we can trust in God's promise of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. On a night more than 2,000 years ago, an angel of the Lord brought good tidings of great joy: the God of Heaven had come to Earth, and He would be with us always.

THERE ARE INDEED CHALLENGES FACING US, BUT WE REJECT CALLS TO A SUPERNATURAL BEING TO SAVE US. AMERICA MUST PUT ITS FAITH IN THE CURRENT DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP TO REVERSE THE HEADLONG SLIDE INTO TYRANNY BEING FOISTED ON AN UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT AMERICA. AMERICA NEEDS A STRONG PROGRESSIVE HAND AT ITS HELM. ONE THAT WILL NOT SHRINK FROM EMPLOYING ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE A COLLECTIVE FUTURE THAT WILL INSURE THE CONTINUED EXISTENCE OF SOLID DEMOCRAT VALUES LIKE WELFARE, A REDUCED MILITARY AND MANDATORY SENSITIVITY TRAINING FOR THOSE WHO REFUSE TO CELEBRATE THE DIVERSITY OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION, NON RESTRICTIVE ABORTIONS AND FREE ACCESS TO ADULT MATERIALS.

Thank you for listening, and Merry Christmas.

BE GRATEFUL WE DEIGNED TO ADDRESS YOU, AND MAY THE BLESSINGS OF ANY NON CHRISTIAN DEITY BE SHOWERED ON YOU, MINUS TAXES.

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