Monday, March 06, 2006

Military Haters Dealt Harsh Blow

According to the Enemy Press AP, the Supreme Court ruled that colleges and universities that accept federal funds are required to allow military recruiting. New Chief Justice Roberts wrote the opinion which had no concurring or dissenting opinions. All the justices agreed, except for Justice Alito, who didn't hear the case.

A smashing victory for the troops at a time of war! All the useless enemy lovers in academia will be forced to allow a recruiter on campus. Imagine how vicious and violent the reaction could be if the enemy sympathizers actually had the guts to do something about it. Ultimately they are cowards however, and not much will happen unless some anonymous hater pies or eggs our fine military men and women. That's about their speed.

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