Friday, June 16, 2006

Guy's Sore Mouth

GuyK at Just Charming had a tooth pulled. Boy does it hurt.

Guy, here's a little story to help soothe the pain.

A long-winded pastor had such bad teeth he decided to have them all pulled and get dentures. After he recuperated he preached the next Sunday. He cut his usual hour long sermon to fifteen minutes. The next week he had a thirty minute sermon. The next week his sermon was two hours long! He apologized to his parishioners and explained that the first week he couldn't talk very long because his mouth still hurt from the surgery, the second week he had to cut his sermon because his new dentures were bothering him and this week he put in his wife's dentures by mistake and couldn't stop talking!

Makes you feel all better don't it!