Saturday, February 10, 2007

I Win The "Virgin Challenge" For Globular Warmering!!!

Enemy Press (short pants division) USA Today reported that Richard Branson, the chairman of the Virgin Group, announced a $25 million dollar prize for someone who "could devise a way of removing the lethal amount of CO2 from the Earth's atmosphere...."

I hereby claim the prize!!!

Dear Mr Branson, just change your gorebot's settings from "spew" to "suck."

Now the scourge of globular warmering will never threaten us in the future.

Please send money in small, unmarked bills....

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