Monday, August 27, 2007

Interview With A Replacement

As the person responsible for all executive matters, I recently interviewed a possible domestic helper. After all the preliminaries had concluded, the important question had to be asked. "Are you afraid of guns?" The answer was a resounding "Yes! I hate them."

Well, that doesn't bode well for possible acceptance by the executive. Fearing guns around the house is irrational, I've yet to see any gun get up, load itself and then search for a victim. Of course in fairness more questioning was called for. In a bizarre turn of events the interviewee had said they had actually been to a range before and liked the experience!

Now that is bizarre! Shooting was enjoyable, but guns are not? As the search is in its initial phase, this anomaly isn't necessarily disqualifying. However, more research is called for.