Saturday, August 11, 2007

Louis Napoleon's Gun Found! Only Dropped Once....

Enemy Press Network ABC reports that the FBI recovered a gun from a San Antonio, Texas, collector that purportedly belonged to the lesser Bonaparte.

Apparently the buyer didn't know it was stolen when he purchased it, but learned about it shortly thereafter. Of course knowing it was stolen property, he should have returned it. He tried to sell it instead and was caught by the FBI Art Crime Team. FBI Art Crime Team??? Whaaa? They must be really busy as they still haven't caught the perpetrators of this crime against art.

The French government has demanded the return of Nappy's carbine. Considering they don't seem to have much use for guns, why bother....?

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