Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Man With The Golden Trigger

I was just minding my own business strolling through the local Bass Pro when I felt something tugging at my sleeve. I turned around to see who it was:

It looked so sad, all restrained by an evil gun lock.

So I did what all good people would do, I freed it.

How special I feel. Special as a New Orleans pimp with my beautiful golden trigger. The gold tooth is extra, but I didn't have the money for it.

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Second Amendment
Gun Rights