Wednesday, October 03, 2007

History's Greatest Monster Deserved A Buttstroke

Ok, not that kind....

The whiny, crybaby POS from Plains was said to have "faced down Darfur officials," according to the Enemy press AP. Of course, that's what the headline read, and that's what the enemies of freedom wanted you to take away from the story, but the reality in the story shows otherwise.

The AP reports that America's worst president ever "Carter got in a shouting match Wednesday with Sudanese security services who blocked him from a town in Darfur where he was trying to meet with refugees from the ongoing conflict. The 83-year-old Carter walked into this highly volatile pro-Sudanese government town to meet refugees too frightened to attend a scheduled meeting at a nearby compound. He was able to make it to a school where he met with one tribal representative and was preparing to go further into the town when Sudanese security officers stopped him. 'You can't go. It's not on the program!' the local security chief, who only gave his first name as Omar, yelled (ha! ha!, bet that really steamed the thankfully former president) at Carter, who is in Darfur as part of a delegation of respected international figures known as 'The Elders.' (or better known as the self-important, pompous asses) 'We're going to anyway!' an angry Carter retorted (sobbed, most likely) as a crowd began to gather. 'You don't have the power to stop me.' U.N. officials told Carter's entourage the Sudanese state police could bar his way. Carter's traveling companions, billionaire businessman Richard Branson (hey, this punk owes me $ )and Graca Machel, the wife of former South African President Nelson Mandela, tried to ease his frustration and his Secret Service detail urged him to get into a car and leave. 'I'll tell President Bashir about this,' Carter said (pouted, with trembly lips), referring to Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir."

What a whiny, childish bundle of twigs! Carter didn't face down anyone. He was the one who backed down. He bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled!!!! Ha! Ha! Wouldn't it have been nice if the Sudanese guards buttstroked his traitorous ass with the back end of an AK when he got mouthy!! Oh so richly deserved. If only people in America would treat this piece of trash the same way.

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