Monday, April 14, 2008

Hillary Clinton: Gun Rights Crusader

Well, according to The False Messiah, ebony edition. The Monterey County Herald reports that Barry O mocked his opponent for her claims to be for hunters and gun rights.

He stated that, "Hillary Clinton is out there like she's on the duck blind every Sunday. She's packing a six-shooter." If that's the case then Mr O, I would suggest not taking a walk with her through Fort Marcy Park....

Of course, her positions on freedom are well known. In fact, she doesn't really like you bitter, clingy people having too many rights. You will however have the right to remain silent....

Her transformation to Charltina Heston won't be easy. In fact, I foresee her having to assume a new identity in order to become a true gunny. One with finesse. One with bravery as a hallmark. One that shows a certain panache and cool head under fire. I expect that she will become a new creation. With a name that fits all those attributes of goodness, bravery, and negotiating skill. Yes, there's a name, a perfect name for our new defender of freedom. Tuzla Dash! What can't this woman do?! Why, nothing. She'll never be stopped! The forces of evil in this world will tremble when they hear she's set to oppose them! She'll still go about in the guise of freedom hater Hillary Clinton, but we'll know the truth. We've found a new defender of liberty! But we'll have to keep this quiet. Just you, me, and the governor will know about it. It'll be our secret.

In other news, The False Messiah, ivory edition, apparently went to England last week....

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