Saturday, January 31, 2009

"War On Terror" Ending Under King Saul®

That's right. According to the Enemy Press News Outlet AP, that term is slowing disappearing. Of course it is. It's going to be replaced by the term "surrender...."

Via Yahoo! News

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

King Saul's® Answer To Everything: Death!

The reign of King Saul® began inauspiciously, if you're not yet born or have AIDS. Seems that The Chastisement® just can't seem to do anything that doesn't result in dead babies or dead adults.

Earlier this week King Saul® decreed that your tax money would go to foreign organizations who just love to kill the unborn. So thanks to his hubristic majesty, you're now paying for the murders of untold children.

The day after he ascended the throne, he decided that a Bush Administration appointee who oversaw an agency called PEPFAR, the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, that helped people infected with the HIV virus, had to go. Apparently, though the coordinator, Dr Mark Dybul, was very good at his job of helping those afflicted with HIV, he had committed the sin of administering a program that included abstinence as a way to avoid infection. Therefore to please Salome, er the radical anti-life leftists, Dr Dybul was told to resign. So again, King Saul® bowed to those who hate life.

That's the hope and change you voted for?

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Enemy Press Tries to Deeper Throat

Politico reports the lapdog press spin about King Saul's® failure to get even one RINO to vote for the government theft package passed by the Democrat thieves in CONgress.

Poor little deep throaters have to try to paint The Chastisement's® failure as obstinacy on the part of House Republicans to bend over and let America be sodomized by the Failure in Chief. Now, like the lily fingered thugs they are, the administration has decided to allow their enforcers to bully the brave patriotic dissenters into changing their positions on the further rape of the public treasury. The usual evil organizations such as MoveOn, Americans United for Change, AFSCME, and the SEIU are going to spend millions to defame those who rightly said "no" to our future indebtedness. It's the Chicago way, moved to DC. Hopefully the voters in the targeted areas understand the lobbyists mentioned above are only trying to stick their filthy snouts into the public trough to further their anti-American, leftist agenda.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

King Saul® Throttles America's Prosperity Again

Enemy Press News Outlet Reuters reports that King Saul® has exercised his imperial prerogative and decreed that states may now impose strict, economy destroying emission standards on automobiles far above those set by the federal dominate.

The Chastisement® is going to let tyrannical governments in such thug run states as California use their size and power to force many car makers to adhere to their vision of a collectivist utopia which doesn't allow the soon to be serf to exercise their rights to private transportation.

America was warned that this man is a commie terror symp, but they wouldn't listen and took refuge in the false belief that salvation was at hand. Raising emission standards will not result in cleaner air, but in a larger bureaucracy that will invest itself as the arbiter of what the serf will be allow to drive, if allowed to retain private transportation at all.

King Saul® has done nothing for this country since his accession to the throne, but has done everything America's enemies would like to do: throttle our business, reduce private rights, halt punishment of terrorists, coddle up to mass murderers, and his majesty recently decreed that mass murder is the preferred way of birth control.

Will Americans wake up to the fact that this man is not in office for our good, but to do us ill? As long as the opposition politicians refuse to oppose, it doesn't bode well for our continued existence as a free nation. All the evil the filthy left has spewed over the last eight years will come true from one of their own.

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

King Saul's® Personal Enemy Press Deep Throater

A usual Enemy Press puff piece passing as a real news story was published under the byline of a writer for the Enemy Press News Outlet AP. You couldn't really tell whether it was a script for a porn movie or not, but it sure seemed as if it was composed, not sitting at a typewriter, but on the writer's knees while performing fellatio on The False Messiah.

Sure, you expect some differences between a President who honors his country and does what's necessary to protect it, and a buffoon who has no business being in the seat of power. One cherishes what we have, the other wants to destroy it and make it in the image of all the failed totalitarian states of history.

So of course the Enemy Press has to try to make this destruction appear to be something the people want and something that's benign, although it's truly the antithesis of what this country stands for.

For example they spooged: "Barack Obama opened his presidency by breaking sharply from George W. Bush's unpopular administration, but he mostly avoided divisive partisan and ideological stands. He focused instead on fixing the economy, repairing a battered world image and cleaning up government." So unpopular, meaning hated by the leftists and misunderstood by the lazy public, makes the new Fearful Leader some kind of new guy? Yeah, right. He immediately launched into divisive politics by trying to attack Rush Limbaugh, failing miserably of course. As for fixing a battered image, what pray tell is battered? The tender feelings of killers? The sensitive psyches of those Europeons who fall to their knees in front of Islamic killers and join their chorus of "Jews to the ovens?" We don't need their approbation. They can all go to hell...of course they all are anyway. All the while sending up criminals and people who hate our rights for nearly every cabinet position. Sure sounds like a way to clean up government, put dirty thugs in charge.

It would be laughable if it wasn't so dangerous to our freedom. The Enemy Press still has enough power over the people's thoughts that they conned them into electing this commie terror symp as leader of the free world.

The fact that most people were hoodwinked by this friend of terrorists and racists goes to show we must be eternally vigilant at election time. All the vicious attacks on President Bush are in reality, what we have in our new failed leader.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Terror Symp In Chief - The Mask Slips

King Saul® ordered the cessation of tribunals for the terrorists being held in Gitmo, as one of his first official acts, according to Happy Knob Gobblin' Fest particpant CNN.

Trying to close the camp and get them into US courts no doubt. Where they can enjoy rights they, according to all laws of war, are not entitled to. What's more is you the citizen of the United States, will pay for their defense! Perhaps he's hoping his pals will be acquitted because the government doesn't want to divulge secrets of how and when they were captured.

That would be par for the course for a leader who's first official call as leader of the free world was to a murderer, Abbas of the fake state of Palestine. Yeah, that's right, he didn't call an ally like the PM of the UK, or the PM of Australia, or even the President of France or the Chancellor of Germany. He called a killer. A homicidal, genocidal maniac. Linked to Yahoo! from AFP.

One day in office and already harming our interests and coddling the sworn enemies of our allies....

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For The Duration....

Of the reign of King Saul®, this blog will remain black.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

And Darkness Falls....

Monday, January 19, 2009

Obama's New Declaration Of Dependence!

!!!Special to Ah, Shoot!!!

The following is a draft text of the new declaration of independence planned for America by PEBObama. This was found near Harry Reid's office by an anonymous staffer.

When, in the course of socialist indoctrination, it becomes necessary for one group of America haters to try to impose an anti-freedom government, and to assume among the rest of the world's evil powers of the earth, the debased and totalitarian station to which their arrogant natures and their father Satan's nature self entitle them, an indecent bowing down to the opinions of dictators and mass murderers requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the overthrow of liberty.

We hold these untruths to be self-evident, that all men, women, and transgendered are not created equal, that they aren't endowed by evolution with any unalienable rights, that among these life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is circumscribed by what we, the self appointed elite declare.

That to secure these rights, governments are imposed among men, deriving their unjust powers from the ideas and immorality of those who hate freedom. That whenever any form of government is founded inimical to these ends, it is the right of the elite to alter or to create a new one in their own humanist, anti-God image, laying its foundation on such shifting sands and organizing its total powers in such form, as their own eyes see fit to effect only their safety and happiness, not the people's in general.

Desire for destruction of liberty, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should be abolished in whatever way it can to destroy freedom; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to accept the end of liberty, while being promised government handouts, than to right themselves by hard work to which their forefathers were accustomed.

But when a long train of stinky Capitol tourists and pesky citizens demanding votes, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce the self appointed elite under the rule of law, it is their right, it is their duty, to destroy such a free democratic government, and to provide a totalitarian aristocracy for their own future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these elites; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present people of the United States is a history of repeated self reliance and dismissal of the superior opinions of the elites and the refusal to bow down to them, all having in direct object the continuance of a democratic republic over these states. To prove this, let our so called facts be submitted to a candidly evil group of fellow tyrants whom we want to imitate.

They have refused their assent to laws, the most likely to be demanded by the United Nations.

They have forbidden their betters to pass laws of immediate and pressing benefit to the elites and constantly neglect to obey us.

They have refused to let us commit vote fraud to help install like minded elites in large districts of people, unless those people would already vote for us, a right inestimable to them and formidable to we tyrant wanna-bes only.

They have called together legislative bodies at places usual, comfortable, and under public scrutiny, for the sole purpose of making sure we comply with the laws.

They have dissolved representative houses repeatedly, by elections which oppose us with many firmness in our invasions on the rights of the people.

They have refused for a long time, after such elections, to cause other elites to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, we are working towards annihilating, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime protected from all the dangers of invasion from without, and our seditions within.

They have endeavored to prevent the population of these states with illegal aliens; for that purpose to make them follow the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their unfettered migration hither to strengthen our voter base of dupes, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands so our new vote slaves can't get a mortgage backed by the people.

They have obstructed our misadministration of justice, by refusing their assent to laws for establishing legislating from the bench by our judges.

They have made judges dependent on their will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries when we should decide that.

They have opposed a multitude of new offices, and deny us the right to send hither swarms of officers to harass the people, and eat out their substance.

They have kept among us, in times of peace, respect and love for our armies without calling them the baby killers we deem them.

They have affected to render the military independent of and superior to the Civilian National Security Force we plan to use to rule the country.

They have combined with others to keep us free from subjection to a jurisdiction foreign to our failed constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving their assent to their acts of constitutional legislation:

For admiring our armed forces:

For protecting them, by adherence to our supreme laws, from punishment for any false charges which they should be subject to by international bodies who we the elites say we should bow down to:

For expanding our trade with all parts of the world:

For not allowing us to impose taxes on them without their consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by media:

For not allowing us to transport those we deem enemies like patriots and soldiers beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses by the United Nations or other thug government:

For not abolishing the free system of constitutional laws in a neighboring state, not allowing we the elites to establish therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same democratic rule in these states:

For insisting on following our charters, not abolishing our most valuable laws, and not letting us alter fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For voting out our corrupt legislators, and declaring themselves invested with power to vote against us in all cases whatsoever.

They have not abdicated government here, by declaring themselves under our rule and continuing to vote against us.

They have freely harvested our seas, ravaged our coasts by putting their houses there and blocking our views, moved into our towns, and destroyed our lives of leisure and rule by insisting on their freedom.

They are at this time transporting large numbers of our troops to complete the works of removing death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of ending the reigns of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages in Iraq and Afghanistan, and totally unworthy the head of the socialist nation we want.

They have constrained our fellow citizens taken captive who were captured bearing arms against their country, to become witness against their friends and brethren in the ranks of our enemies, or to fall themselves by their hands.

They have not allowed domestic insurrections amongst us, and have endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, a border fence to keep out criminals and terrorists, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have tried to impose our rule in the most arrogant terms: our repeated seditions have been answered only by repeated rejection. A people, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a free man, is unfit to rule themselves.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our Socialist brethren. We have informed them from time to time our failed attempts to suborn our legislature to extend our jurisdiction over the people. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our political situation here. We have appealed to their groupthink, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common totalitarian ideals to help us with these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence and delay our creation of a world government under the banner of the United Nations. They too have been unable to help destroy liberty. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, that we can't take over the government without more aid, and hold the freedom loving peoples that remain in the United States, as we hold the rest of decent mankind who believe in freedom and God as, enemies in war, in peace slaves.

We, therefore, the representatives of the The Democratic Party, Apostles of the Zero, International Answer, Code Pink, The Communist Party USA and various other collectivist groups in a general politburo, assembled, appealing to our true father, the Devil, for our sinister intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the elite people of these states, solemnly publish and declare, that these united states are, and of right ought to be enslaved and dependent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the Constitution of the United States, and that all political connection between them and the free people of America, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as unfree and dependent states, they have full power to obey all dictates of the United Nations, and to do all other acts and things which subservient states may do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection foreign troops, we mutually pledge to each other the lives, fortunes and the debased state of our new serfs.

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Dawn, The Last Day....

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Big Hollywood

Check out Breitbart's new site, Big Hollywood, for a view of the entertainment world from a conservative perspective!

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Final Poll Results

Handle The Enemy Within With...

the mob method: .22 to the back of the head? 6 (46%)

Empty an en bloc clip facing them? 4 (30%)

Ridicule them like the babies they are? 3 (23%)

Total votes: 13

Looks like a majority thinks the good 'ol rubout is the best way to handle the enemy within....

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Let's Try This Again...

What? January? Well, another wasted year. Wasted? Yeah, I didn't buy a gun last year.... What a waste....