Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Worthless Yellowbelly Now CinC, Worthless Yellowbelly To Return From Canada

A gutless coward now feels it's time to return home because he most likely feels he has a sympathetic, military hating CinC who won't prosecute him, the Enemy Press AP reports.

As usual, the anti-military enemy symp groups just want to help this traitor get back into the US. They're making him cry and say he didn't join the armed forces during wartime to hurt anybody.... He must have signed up for the free unicorns or something....

Of course, nothing much will happen to this guy. In fact, he'll probably get a ticker tape parade down fifth avenue....

Via Yahoo! News

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