Ah, Shoot!

Headin' Out To Eden...

2011-10-06T14:12:00.000-07:00

It's Staying Black....

2010-11-03T12:04:00.000-07:00

Many people and pundits are celebrating a win last night. This blog, however, isn't in the mood. Why? Too much filth remains in Washington. There may have been a Red Wave last night, but it not enough to remove the stench and too many evildoers still have important posts in the government.

One of the real people responsible for the economic breakdown is re-elected instead of imprisoned. The America haters may not have the power they once had, but without the complete destruction of the political party obstructing American growth and power, the cadaver controlling our upper legislative chamber will block any efforts to return the country to prosperity.

The evil emanating from the extreme leftists cannot be excised from our country by blocking it a little bit here and there. Defeating any more nation destroying initiatives from King Saul® will be a full time task, however, the repeal of dangerous laws already passed by the current CONgress will fail because of the failure to capture both houses. It seems we can't be sure the current Supreme Court will find for the Constitution.

The continued desire for voters in certain parts of the country to bind themselves with chains into government servitude is beyond comprehension. If they only bound themselves, well then, let them have it. Unfortunately for those of us who prize our political liberty, we - and now our descendants - will be chained with them.

This wave of discontent built all year, but is it now spent? Will we seen the same energy from activists during the next election cycle that we saw during this one? That's the big question. If the movement this year now dissipates and doesn't return for the next season, then all the wave will have done is stirred up the sand, but leave nothing permanent in its wake. With the known fickleness of the uninformed and misinformed American public, it's always a possibility that last night's actions and results will be squandered. That would truly make everything black for America....

CounterBalancePoint: Environmental Protection

2010-10-09T17:33:00.000-07:00

It's BIG!!!!

2010-08-20T16:23:00.000-07:00

Confound it! I keep forgetting to add the Big sites to my blogroll. Check them out if you don't already....

Big Hollywood

Big Government

Big Journalism

Big Peace

Comment Moderation

2010-07-16T11:52:00.000-07:00

Well, not that anyone comments here anymore, except spammers! But I've instituted comment moderation. Sorry

Baseball!

2010-07-13T16:34:00.000-07:00

Charles Comiskey.

Owner of the Chicago White/Black Sox. Nice fellow indeed! He was no Steinbrenner....

RIP America

2010-03-21T16:47:00.000-07:00

Immoral filth rules in the land. America is dead.

If You're Not Already A Member Of..

2010-02-15T15:39:00.000-08:00

Firearms Talk, ask yourself why not?

TIME.COM: Human Predators Stalk Haiti's Vulnerable Kids

2010-01-28T09:32:00.000-08:00

Yeah, and they wear blue helmets....

I'm Sorry Suzanne...

2009-12-16T11:31:00.000-08:00

That the weak-assed bastards of Scotland (a land that's part of my Heritage) sold you out for a mess of pottage, er, oil.

Seems that Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the only person convicted of the mass murdering terrorist attack on Pan Am flight 103, has disappeared from his humanitarian honor system confinement in Tripoli. Quel surprise! The UK allowed this terrorist to leave his just confinement for the bombing that killed you, to show how compassionate they are towards vicious mass murderers. Oh, and they acquired some oil leases from the Clown Prince, Kadaffy Duck. Funny how that worked out, innit?

Updated: Apparently the so-called authorities have talked to him. Claims to be at home, of course no proof....

Obama Is Soooo Dumb...

2009-11-25T11:12:00.001-08:00

How dumb is he?

He's so dumb, he held a powwow for the Indian Prime Minister....

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Gutless Yellowbelly To Kill Troops Needlessly, Turn Tail And Run

2009-11-18T09:22:00.000-08:00

As any right thinking individual would have noticed a long time before, the False Messiah, King Saul®, has decided to turn tail and run away from battling Islamist terror. He's chosen the path of dhimmitude, which will ensure that hundreds - if not thousands - of our troops will die for his cowardice. Enemy press news outlet, Reuters, has the report.

Islamist terror symp in the White House gives up the fight... how expected!

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If You Can't Say Anything Nice....

2009-11-06T09:54:00.000-08:00

Let the despicable buffoon speak for himself....

UPDATE: Filthy Liar sez: Don't jump to conclusions.

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Chi Town Hustler Suckered

2009-10-03T09:49:00.000-07:00

After all the shenanigans were completed yesterday, an interesting thought appeared. What if the False Messiah never had a chance? What a larf to discover the Con Artist in Chief got taken by the original masters of underhanded, backroom, corrupt deals??? Heh, he couldn't hold a candle to the IOC....

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CARNIVAL!!!!

2009-10-02T10:52:00.000-07:00

Rio was awarded the 2016 summer olympic games!!!!! What a coup for that South American country!!

But, what's that smell???

Oh, it must be the stench of the corpse of the Obama mis-administration after another foreign initiative failure....

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Government Commissar Calls You Stupid, Again....

2009-09-22T07:53:00.000-07:00

The Wall Street Journal reports our fearless leaders in DC seem to have no problem with insinuating you have no ability to do anything or think for yourself. The elitist Energy Secretary Dr Steven Chu has insulted you once again, by telling a group of so-called experts, that Americans - like you and me - "'just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act,' Dr. Chu said. 'The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.'"

Yeah, just shut the hell up and obey your masters you non Harvard educated bumpkins. You must do what the rulers say, or else:

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He's A Little Short....

2009-09-20T19:56:00.000-07:00

Saw the gov last night.

Wasn't as tall as I thought he was. In fact, he was a little short. Sorta like the financial situation of his state. Maybe he was trying to gamble his way to prosperity....

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Under The Knife

2009-07-16T22:48:00.000-07:00

Back soon....

This We'll Defend

2009-07-04T09:29:00.000-07:00

Condolences on this sad day for a tyrants and tyrant wanna-bees.

These are ours, and you have no right to take them away:

Bill of Rights
Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

Read it and weep domestic enemies.

Pudd'nhead Was Right!

2009-07-02T16:05:00.000-07:00

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

Today's actions by the criminals in congress has shown they have no regard for the Republic, and no regard for freedom. They have declared themselves outlaws and traitors to America.

Americans are supposedly a free people, however, many times we have given up our Constitutional Rights meekly and without a whisper of protest. Now is not one of those times for us to do so. The most blatantly anti-American administration in history is conspiring with infamous criminals in congress to deprive us of our right to free choice. Whether you like it or not, a killer named Kennedy, along with a Doddering someone possibly responsible for the mortgage debacle, have announced their plan to criminalize you and subject you to the power of the state if you refuse to have health coverage!! Yes, it seems silly, the full weight of the all controlling state will come down on you if you so choose not to buy or maintain health insurance.

It has never been, nor should be the responsibility of national government to dictate to any free man or woman what they can and cannot do in regards to their own personal health. This outrageous power grab and criminalization of personal choice is another sign of the great evil infesting our halls of power. No one seems to be serving the country, just serving themselves. The current leadership bows to foreign potentates, begs forgiveness for all our actions in fighting for democracy and rule of law, and consistently sides with evildoers and mass murderers who are oppressing their own people. What a foul state of affairs we find ourselves in. Too long we have lazed around, not paying attention to politics. Too long we have been fobbed off by the promises of free beer, sports, and pornography, while our liberties are being chipped away. Too long we have ignored the threats of criminals in our own government conspiring to strip away our liberties. Liberties fought for since the beginning, liberties men and women have died for, liberties men and women have strived for since the beginning of time.

Look to the left, look to the right, we are surrounded by criminals. We have handed our country over to those who hate the very essence of America. Do you think these vermin will stop at anything now? Far too many of our people have been dulled by the lack of quality education. No one seems to know what liberty is, or what America means in the world. Our masters have determined that America's nobleness is lowliness. Our masters have determined that America's goodness is wickedness. Our masters have determined that America's hope is the world's despair.

The Founders determined otherwise. We the People determine otherwise, by our daily actions for liberty here and abroad. There are many of us still attached to our ancient liberties. We need to wake up and become vocal. We need to attend Tea Parties, we need to show up at our elected officials offices on a regular basis and demand they follow the laws and spirit of America. We must run out the hoodlums who pollute our halls of power. Keep a watch on your area officials, talk to them, write to them, protest in front of their offices. For far too long we have allowed those with anti-American agendas to frame our political discourse. Those of us who want to maintain our liberties must take the field and confront those who would destroy our way of life to satisfy their lust for power.

The time is now, on the eve of our birth in Liberty, to begin to remove criminals from our government. Start today, unless you want your children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren to live in a debased state of servile bondage to an all powerful, evil, satanic government. A government which will not allow any expressions of freedom. Look to Iran, look to Russia, look to Latin America with their collection of thugs, mass murderers, and criminals. We will become like them unless we undertake a great war. A war against criminality in our government. A call to arms has been issued by the criminals in government. Will you answer the call to protect and defend our liberties, our way of life, and our freedom? Let the evildoers be put on notice: we see what you are doing, and we will defend America against you.

Via Yahoo! News

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Nero Fiddles While Iran Burns

2009-06-15T16:44:00.000-07:00

King Saul® hath spake: Iran is on its own. No cause for alarm. Just obey my teachers the mullahs, er, your leaders the mullahs.

Dopey McChangitude babbled on about vote fraud while Iranian protesters were being killed by "pro-government militias", according to the Enemy Press News Outlet AP.

This idiot impostor needs to be removed from office. Such blatant lack of concern for people who do not want the criminal in chief of Iran returned to its presidency. All the Clown in Chief can say is "he would continue to engage the Middle East nation, even if Ahmadinejad's re-election is upheld."

You sir, are unfit to hold the office that should encourage people everywhere to demand freedom. You'd soil it by willingly standing by until the gunfire quells the protests, then say, "nothing could be done, it's the will of the people there. We can't really be sure if it was rigged or not. Jimmy wasn't there to verify."

Foul, odious, usurper. Begone from the halls of power. Hie thee hence. You and your hell spawn demons depart at once from America. Go to Cuba, North Korea, or Russia, where they show the same pretense of liberty you so obviously have.

Via Yahoo! News

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Poster Contest: Round Three!!

2009-06-15T07:44:00.000-07:00

Michelle Malkin has posted round three of the anti-Obamacare poster contest started here.

Here's a couple more:

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Ooops! AP Says "Terror"

2009-06-15T04:47:00.000-07:00

Someone must have been asleep in Enemy Press land as the Enemy Press News Outlet AP posted a story about "homegrown jihadists." They also said "islamic extremist." Punishment soon to come for the wayward writer of course. Now that said, let's see how long it takes to change out these words.

Still, it's an amazing piece of work for one of the main sources of whitewash to even print something as this, even though there is plenty of willful blindness on display. "Counterterrorism officials warn that unless individuals attract attention either through criminal behavior or even threat-laced Internet postings, U.S.-born radicals — particularly those operating alone — could go unseen until they take action. 'One of the scariest things is that we don't have a profile for how someone becomes radicalized,' said counterterrorism expert Matthew Levitt. 'It's different for everybody.' "It can happen on the Internet. It can happen in prison. It can happen in a mosque," said Levitt, who formerly worked with the FBI and Treasury Department. 'There are different ways it manifests itself and that demonstrates how serious a problem it is.'"

Er, bub.... You just profiled a jihadi terrorist. The clue is: Islam. Get it? Apparently not. The root cause is Islamist ideology. Found on the internet, in prison, and mosques. Doesn't take an advanced degree or years in counterterrorism work to understand that. Of course, a conspiracy of silence for the last few years has helped the public go back to sleep after 911. That's fair to blame the general public, but those tasked with finding and eliminating jihadists ought to know this. Willfully acting stupid, or being stupid about causes of terrorism is frightening when held by our leaders and those who make it their business to know these things.

Sadly, the current misadministration seems all too willing to ignore and excuse those who aid and promote islamist terror. Tours of apology won't cut it when trying to eliminate the motivations, it just makes us look weak. Bowing down to foreign potentates does no good, neither does vilifying our allies.

The Occupied White House® has no clue how to combat islamist terror, and doesn't seem particularly interested in doing so either. So much easier to go after those who cling bitterly to ideals The Chastisement® hates, or to demand our allies give up their goals to help further what King Saul® feels is his duty to protect: everyone but us.

Via Yahoo! News

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Army Day

2009-06-14T12:52:00.000-07:00

June 14, 1775

Screwing up the enemy's plans since 1775....

Flag Day

2009-06-14T12:50:00.000-07:00

Salute this!

If this offends you, get the hell outta here!!

Stimulate This!

2009-06-09T07:56:00.000-07:00

Wellee, well, well.... Looks like the Enemy Press News Outlet, AP has admitted the total failure of the Obamaconomy. We told you so. All that spending getting no return. Massive debt, nothing to show for it. Oh well:

Via Yahoo! News

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Coming To A Hospital Near You

2009-06-07T18:32:00.001-07:00

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Flight 93 Eminent Domain Not So Imminent

2009-06-05T12:20:00.000-07:00

An evil Crescent of Embrace won't be forced on Pennsylvania landowners, at least at this time according to the Enemy Press News Outlet, AP.

Talks had been at a standstill with landowners who owned the fields where Flight 93 was taken down by heroic passengers. Passengers who spoiled the plans of King Saul's® religion of peace friends to fly the plane into either the US Capitol or some other government symbol.

Suddenly, this drunken sailor administration sobered up and demanded the land for little or no reimbursement. I guess the owners forgot to tell The Occupied White House® that they were part of the SEIU.... So the spending spigot was turned off, but now it appears the .gov has backed off and will negotiate for the land. Maybe the prez's new best traitor buddy Arlen Specter had something to do with it. Possibly a kickback or something. Hey! A guy has to get some reward for backstabbing his party and constituency! A little money for the owners, a little political cover for the naked opportunist. Win-win for them, lose-lose for everyone else in the country though.

As time passes, I'm sure we'll see the ED possibility rear its ugly head again (no, not that ED head rearing....) if the landowners hold out for the true value of the land. It might be nice if they do stick to their rights, although the Heroes of Flight 93 might not get their government approved memorial. One that will probably honor the perps too, as victims themselves no doubt.

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Shut Up False Messiah, You Don't Speak For Me!

2009-06-04T13:38:00.000-07:00

The Chastisement® spewed falsehoods galore in Cairo today.

All I can say to King Saul® and his audience is that he does not speak for me!

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Memorial Day

2009-05-25T07:39:00.000-07:00

Not a day for "patriotic dissent," not a day to "speak truth to power," not a day to forget the past. A day to recognize those who gave up their tomorrows so the rest of us could have today.

Read more about Memorial Day at the VA website.

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A Political Interlude

2009-05-23T17:28:00.000-07:00

La Shawn Barber has posted some political pieces again.

Pelosi: Stupid Criminality, Or, Criminal Stupidity?

2009-05-22T13:17:00.000-07:00

You decide.

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Biff Bammer Presents...

2009-05-14T10:34:00.001-07:00

Incompetent, Lying Politicians.

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Lying Whore Blames Hero President

2009-05-14T09:17:00.000-07:00

The Speaker of the House of Representatives, the lying whore Nancy Pelosi, claims she was too stupid to understand what she was being told by the CIA about waterboarding, according to the enemy Press News Outlet AP. Her criminal incompetence is standing baldly for all to see.

The criminal claims the opposite of what the evidence shows. She's an out and out piece of trash trying to salvage her reputation and maybe her speakership. It's time to call out these criminal thugs for the traitors they are. Only interested in grabbing power and denigrating those who actually care about the fate of this country.

It's time for this thug to leave office, or be removed.

Via Yahoo! News

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Iran Frees Saberi, King Saul® To Bow?

2009-05-11T08:23:00.000-07:00

Iran has released journalist Roxana Saberi!

Well, they didn't exactly void the fake conviction of spying, they apparently just commuted the sentence to time served, according to Enemy Press News Outlet AP.

Considering that the evil rulers of Iran certainly don't do anything out of the non-existent goodness of their black, satanic hearts, we wonder exactly what they were offered - or thought they would be offered by The Chastisement®? With the noises coming from The Occupied White House® about forcing Israel to accept new "peace" plans and to basically disarm them, who could blame the mad mullahs if they thought they would be allowed to proceed with impunity to develop and construct an atomic weapon. The multiple anti-Israel actions of the current criminal misadministration would make any rational thinker believe that Iran will be allowed to get their bomb and perhaps, "make peace" with that "shitty little country."

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There'll Be Burkhas Over The White Cliffs Of Dover

2009-05-05T09:23:00.000-07:00

Yep, good ol' Blighty does it again.

The Halfwit Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith thinks she's the hottest thing going today because she's named and shamed a group of sixteen people who are no longer welcome to enter the United Kingdom, according to the UK Daily Mail.

She prolly puffed up her large ego and thought she really showed them who's the boss. She crowed, "'I think it's important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it's a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won't be welcome in this country,' Ms Smith told GMTV. 'Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what's more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded.'" Yeah, so those thirteen named - three weren't named - are held up as "those kind" they don't want. But who were those three not named, hmmm? People who would have their followers kill you, Ms Smith?

So we know that a couple of nuts like the evil Phelps family aren't welcome, but these people certainly are, aren't they Ms Smith?

Fall Britannia, fall beneath the waves, Britons now ever will be slaves....

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Biff Bammer Presents...

2009-05-02T18:04:00.000-07:00

No Cause for Alarm.

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Idiot Babbles, Uh, Rebabbles Some More....

2009-04-30T09:26:00.000-07:00

The biggest idiot ever in the VP slot, bungles, bumbles and bops himself in his mouth with his own foot. Again. Again. And again.

Hope you enjoy what you voted for America.

This man's mouth is so disengaged from his brain that you wonder how he walks, talks, and chews gum at the same time.

Politico, an Enemy Press News Outlet ABC web page, reports that the plagiarist halfwit mis-spoke, as usual. "Vice President Joe Biden said Thursday that he would not recommend taking any commercial flight or riding in a subway car “at this point” because swine flu virus can spread “in confined places.” A little more than one hour later, Biden rushed out a statement backing off." Or was it Neil Kinnock?

Yeah, such a great thinker. So much confidence in his oratorical abilities that "The White House quickly arranged for Biden to make this statement through a spokesperson." Hyuk. Too stupid not to mess it up by speaking himself. Why? "These sorts of comments are what the Obama administration fears from Biden, who after more than three decades in Washington is known for making gaffes." So he's a known idiot, and yet he's the second most powerful man on this planet. So don't worry all you worry warts, Obama will serve out his one term. Nobody wants this clown in a position of making any decisions....

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Stupid Power!!!!

2009-04-27T22:09:00.000-07:00

How GD stupid can one administration be?

No need to answer, I'm sure more is coming over the next four years. Stupidity, cupidity, and evil. All rolled into one package. It's a gift!!!!!

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"No Cause For Alarm:" Prepare For Dying Citizens

2009-04-27T07:28:00.000-07:00

The Chastisement® has pontificated on the possible influenza outbreak. "No cause for alarm," says he.

Meanwhile, Europe tells its subjects to avoid traveling to the US and Mexico, according to Enemy Press News Outlet CNN.

No cause for alarm.

But the idiot, hate-filled chief of the DHS indicated that the government has "declared a public health emergency." Maybe it's just no cause for alarm for King Saul®. After all, this possible outbreak could reduce the number of bitter clingers. Gotta let nature take its course.

Now, hopefully we will escape a pandemic like the worldwide flu epidemic that killed millions in 1918. We certainly have the technology and better medicines. Of course our free market system will allow many of our private companies to develop either vaccines or otc palliatives like tamiflu. Imagine the possible misery if the government ran health care: Litmus tests for vaccines or care. You're too fat? No vaccine for you. You smoke? No vaccine for you. You aren't from a "diverse" background? No vaccine for you. Yeah, great opportunity to institute a socialized heath care scheme when your nominal leader is too stupid to be concerned about a possible epidemic breaking out. Cases have already been reported from various areas of the country and the clown in chief doesn't think it's any cause for alarm.

Stupidity, cupidity, and just plain evil infests The Occupied White House®. Wouldn't be surprised to find out the public gets barred from touring the place and Congress to keep those stinky tourists out. We wouldn't want our masters to possibly contract "No cause for alarm"....

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Happy Birthday Roxana!

2009-04-26T14:52:00.001-07:00

Too bad you're in prison. In Iran. Heck of lot more guts than King Saul®. Let's see what The Occupied White House® is gonna do about getting you free.

Maybe he'll try this trick again....

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You Tube

2009-04-25T11:11:00.000-07:00

Ok, I have one. Visit it here.

Perfection! Or Close To It....

2009-04-21T16:25:00.001-07:00

Place one layer of ice cream in bowl. Sprinkle M&Ms or Reese's Pieces over ice cream, then cover with malt powder. Top with Reese's Shell. Repeat for second layer.

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Ooopsy! Enemy Press Slips, Shows Backlash Against Evil Iranian Midget

2009-04-20T09:44:00.000-07:00

Hee hee! Guess the Enemy Press news outlet Reuters and Associated Press forgot their little pre-publishing tete a tete before posting stories about the appearance of Iran's president, Joe C(F)ool, before the World Conference of Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance towards Israel and Jews in Geneva today.

Reuters reported that during the Mad Dinnerjacket's speech, in which he blamed the post WWII West for causing the problems in the Middle East today, some diplomats walked out. They mouthed the appropriate words of sorrow for what they had heard - although why any country of any moral standing would have been there is a question many should ask - but apparently they will stay for the rest of the Wannsee Conference. At post time, not one country has decided to pull out as a result of this speech.

The organizers of Fest Judenhaas 2009, the UN, had its spokesweasel "deplore" the speech. "Rupert Colville, spokesman for Navi Pillay, the U.N. high commissioner for human rights who convened the meeting, said she deplored the language used by Ahmadinejad. 'This speech was completely inappropriate at a conference designed to nurture diversity and tolerance,' he said." Of course, they didn't say he would be booted from the conference. After all, he has a statement to help write.

AP accidentally reported that Mad Dinnerjacket was heckled during the speech. They slipped and reported that protesters threw rainbow wigs and clown noses at him while he was speaking. Looks like the vast left wing, anti-Semitic conspiracy will be punishing poor AP for this shocking breach of anti-anti-Jew reporting. The unfortunate reporter, Frank Jordans, will be out of work soon, if he isn't already. Can't let things like that go without some kind of punishment.

Otherwise it was the same old "deploring" being voiced by UN personnel. Nothing new here. The UN has an anti-Israel and anti-Jew agenda and, by Satan, they'll do everything they can to implement their plans. Too bad for them, they'll fail.

In honor of his appearance at the conference, Iran's president now has a new official portrait:

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Comedy Tonight

2009-04-19T19:57:00.001-07:00

Biff Bammer Presents....

2009-04-17T14:07:00.000-07:00

Global Warming

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Kissing Up To The Castros

2009-04-17T12:27:00.000-07:00

The Enemy Press News outlet AP heads a new story this way today: "OAS, US warm up to Cuba after Raul Castro overture."

Well of course they would. Ruling birds of a filthy feather socialize together....

Via Yahoo! News

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Biff Bammer Presents....

2009-04-16T10:44:00.000-07:00

The News

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Orange Dhimmitude?

2009-04-15T15:56:00.000-07:00

Syracuse University seems to want to boast about an international humanitarian and Islamic law conference they're holding this week. How on earth does a storied place of higher learning conjoin Islamic law and Humanitarian law when Sharia doesn't recognize non Muslims as human?

Western, humanitarian, and international law is diametrically opposed to Islamic law. They cannot coexist without a diminution of Western law or Islamic law. Because we know the Islamist reaction to changing their laws to suit our society, guess whose law will be submissive to the other? Do you really need to guess?

Thanks to Pam at Atlas Shrugs for linking to my blog.

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Biff Bammer Presents....

2009-04-13T08:04:00.000-07:00

Foreign Policy:

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Empty

2009-04-12T05:28:00.000-07:00

Gutless Yellowbelly Response To Piracy?

2009-04-11T06:52:00.000-07:00

One hero in need with pirate forces heading to the scene to help the buccaneers, and what's the story? "US ships block help for pirates holding US captain." The Enemy Press AP is reporting that the US Navy is "blocking" more pirate vessels from aiding their terrorist friends.

Blocking.

Blocking.

Blocking.

Yes, you heard that right, blocking. A powerful US Navy warship is merely blocking other pirate ships from coming to help out the failed crew of thugs.

Howse about destroying pirate ships heading toward the out of fuel lifeboat? Don't block the bastards from coming in, let them approach and obliterate the ships!!!! How weak, how spineless, how cowardly have we become since history was made. When the gallant captain made a break for it, he was apparently within sight of the USS Bainbridge, therefore any ships or boats that approach the area are almost necessarily, pirate vessels. The ship should have the ability to know what is going on in the area. Anyone not authorized should be destroyed. It's not very likely that innocent sailors are out enjoying the sea in that area now.

The time for a sensitive handling of the pirate scourge should be at an end. Piracy won't be ended by pussyfooting around with them. This example by Vice President of the Philippines is exactly what we must cease doing. "'We hope that before launching any tactical action against the pirates, the welfare of every hostage is guaranteed and ensured,' said Vice President Noli de Castro. 'Moreover, any military action is best done in consultation with the United Nations to gain the support and cooperation of other countries.'" No one anywhere can guarantee the safety of any hostage. Neither the attacking forces, nor the pirates themselves. This kind of talk only results in ransoms and dead hostages. And the pirate menace will continue because it is profitable. Only when we make piracy unprofitable by returning to the ancient ways of dealing with pirates will piracy lessen or cease.

Via Yahoo! News

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Biff Bammer Presents....

2009-04-09T17:41:00.000-07:00

Gun Registration

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Biff Bammer Presents....

2009-04-08T16:39:00.001-07:00

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2009-04-03T10:53:00.000-07:00

More video of Obama and the King found!!!

Obama Welcomes His New....

2009-04-02T11:52:00.000-07:00

Well, well, well. Pam at Atlas Shrugs noticed The Chastisement's® digusting slobbering over the ruler of Saudi Arabia.

Americans don't bow or scrape to any earthly ruler or power, yet King Saul® has worshipped at the feet of one of our frenemies.

So just who does this man serve?

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It's The Chicago Way, Or The Highway....

2009-03-30T09:18:00.000-07:00

King Saul® has ordered the Chairman of General Motors to resign his position or else, according to Politico.com. Yes friends, nothing like the stench of statism. The Chastisement® has ordered the removal of the leader of a private company. The Occupied White House® demanded he leave, just as anyone of the many despots of the last century would have. Under the guise of receiving taxpayer money, the criminal who rules us has imposed his evil will on those who should not ever be subject to the demands of governments.

This is out and out criminality on the part of the Thug in Chief. This is un-American activity from an un-American usurper. The Republic is in danger every minute this criminal remains in our house. Refuse his unlawful orders, protest his evil acts, deny his authority. He has declared himself the enemy of the American Way. He's not one of us, he's the enemy. He has openly declared war on our way of life. Let's remove this stain as the first opportunity. Vote for Republican candidates at the next election. We can stymie his plans by taking one or both houses of Congress away from the criminal cabal headed by Pelosi or Senator Two Face. It's the only way to preserve our liberties.

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Some Schools Still Teach It....

2009-03-25T18:38:00.000-07:00

Mak Vs Redwood 4x4

2009-03-25T17:54:00.000-07:00

I tried shooting a scrap piece of redwood 4x4 with Silver Bear Hollow points in my Bulgy Mak last week. The bullet went straight through the block. There was a small entry hole and a small exit hole. While shooting, we noticed the remains of the bullet skipping across the ground. After searching for a minute, we found this fragment. Notice there was no expansion at all, but the bullet shredded the jacket and flattened the lead. Of course, wood is quite a bit denser than the human body, so I don't know how much this tells me about the effects on a goblin....

Get These Goddamned Criminals Out Of Our Government!

2009-03-18T18:08:00.000-07:00

The criminal in chief's brand new criminal AG has announced that he is planning to release Gitmo terrorists into the US!

How long before we remove these thugs from office?

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Ron Silver Dies, Of Course AP Denigrates Him In Obit Story

2009-03-16T10:03:00.000-07:00

Actor Ron Silver, well known performer and Democrat turned "911 Republican" died after battling esophageal cancer. So although he gets his cinematic and theatrical due, the Enemy Press News Outlet AP just can't resist insulting him for no longer parroting anti-American views.

"His switch to a more conservative image threatened to overshadow an esteemed career on stage, television and film, along with his long history of activism, which included co-founding the nonpartisan Creative Coalition, an advocacy group for entertainers." So an esteemed career is based on liberal/left political views? For those who hate America it does.

"Silver still found work despite his conservative shift...." Despite having a differing view, gee how accepting and tolerant!

Yep, the Enemy Press can't resist jabbing at those who don't follow the anti-American, hate filled views of the leftists. Their foul agenda must be pursued and anything that doesn't fit must be denigrated and destroyed if possible. Too bad for them, the possible coming storm will land their heads on the chopping block too.

Via Yahoo! Entertainment

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Portrait Of Shakespeare Found!!!

2009-03-09T11:27:00.001-07:00

The Enemy Press News Outlet AP reports a new lifetime portrait of English playwright William Shakespeare was recently found.

Here it is:

Via Yahoo! News

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The First Classless Couple

2009-03-05T13:53:00.000-08:00

Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reports that when the current UK PM, Gordon Brown, visited The Occupied White House®, he brought a veritable boatload of gifts for the Clown in Chief and the First Worf.

"During his historic trip to Washington, Gordon Brown gave Barack Obama an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet - once called HMS President...

Mr Brown also took to Washington a framed commission for HMS Resolute, a vessel that came to mark Anglo-US peace when it was saved from ice packs by Americans and given to Queen Victoria...

He also gave a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert...

Mr Brown and his wife also showered gifts on the Obama children giving Sasha and Malia an outfit each from Topshop and six children's books by British authors which are shortly to be published in America...."

And what did he get in return????

Promise you won't laugh. Really, promise you won't laugh.

The Thug in Chief gave the leader of one of our closest and most respected allies a.....

wait for it

a boxed set of 25 DVDs.

Yes friends, you read that right. One lousy boxed set of DVDs in return for the priceless artifacts.

Oh the humanity!!! Can't this buffoon do anything right? No, because they are classless thugs from the south side of Chicago. Watta embarrassment for America. These pieces of work just insulted one of the bulwarks of western civilization.

The World Can't Wait!!! to get rid of King Saul.

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300 Million Year Old Fossilized Brain

2009-03-02T19:42:00.000-08:00

A 300 million year old fossilized brain was found in Kansas, according to the Enemy Press AP.

It's Obama's choice to head the HHS department....

Criminal Aids Our Enemies Again....

2009-03-02T15:46:00.000-08:00

The Occupied White House® released anti-terror information concerning how the Bush Administration conceived their legal opinions for combating terrorists and their supporters outside and inside this country.

Yahoo! News reports an Enemy Press AP report showing exactly how low this cabal of communists will go to destroy this country. Nothing good for America was gained by releasing classified documents. But this current junta has no love for this country and these releases were planned to humiliate the last president and defame him more. Typical criminal behavior from an associate of criminals.

Nothing but filthy fruits from this corrupt tree...

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Across The Street

2009-02-28T15:41:00.000-08:00

I recently arrived home from a night's work and a helicopter started circling above. I took a look outside and when I saw it was a police chopper buzzing the neighborhood, I did what I always do, break out a pistol just in case a bad guy is loose in the area. I slipped my Colt Hammerless in my pocket and two mags and scouted around from the yard. A fire engine and ambulance drove down my street and stopped at the court. I noticed they just stopped and didn't get out of their vehicles. At that point I went into the backyard and peered over the wall to the streets behind. First a few cruisers entered the cul de sac across the street, then more, then even more.

After seeing quite a few officers on the scene, I decided to skip exchanging the Colt for the Mak and broke out the Garand and Carbine instead. I didn't want to get caught in a firefight like the LA bank robbery and have some thugs running around the neighborhood shooting while the cops vainly tried to fight with shotguns and pistols. I was ready for whatever happened, even if it meant just handing my rifles to a police officer to put down the bad guys. Once I saw that the officers began putting on armor, I knew at least that wouldn't happen.

Once they were in position, they rolled into the cul de sac.

A few minutes later we were told by the officers to go back into our houses or leave the area as they were going in. We exited the area and just tried to see from the fence on the side yard. Nothing happened for a while then a flash bang grenade went off. The police called into the house demanding the suspect surrender and release his hostages. Nothing was heard for a while, then we could see from the back windows that some SWAT snipers were throwing rocks at an upper window of the house in question, probably to distract the person holed up inside.

Nothing.

And more nothing.

After at least thirty minutes had passed, we began to see police officers heading away from the house back to their units, some were already removing their body armor and helmets.

Once the CSI truck appeared, we knew whatever happened was over. No sounds, no gun battles, just silence.

I caught this video of a local news channel recording a spot for the afternoon news.

It appears that the perpetrator had already killed his wife and himself before police surrounded the house. More coverage here.

You Were Warned About These Criminals....

2009-02-26T10:32:00.000-08:00

Nothing but corrupt, nothing but evil.

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Uh Oh, Trouble Brewing....

2009-02-16T11:55:00.000-08:00

So even as many Europeon states head right, this country heads left. Even Israel isn't immune to stupidity.

Last weeks election there saw the left and right neck and neck in seats in the Knesset. Now one of the possible Prime Ministers, Tzipi Livni, has proposed that Israel give up some of its historic Land of Israel to the so-called Palestinians.

Not looking good from a biblical perspective, is it....

Via Yahoo! News

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Keep The Change, Dopes!!!!

2009-02-15T20:40:00.000-08:00

Pam at Atlas Shrugs posted a little tidbit about some collectors coins honoring King Saul's® reign. Said coins were being hawked by Montel Williams.

Turns out these "coins" weren't some new striking by the mint or any other "mint," but regular old coins with stickers of The Chastisement® pasted on top of them!!!!

Haw, haw, haw!!! How many hopey, changey dopes spent their hard earned - or maybe not - money on fake Obama cash??? What a message of truth inadvertently gets out. The coins of real men, real Americans get defaced by a fraud, a phony. Cuts to the heart of the matter I'd say. Fake ruler covering over real public servants.

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February 12, 1809

2009-02-12T09:30:00.000-08:00

Two hundred years ago today, a great president was born.

Some will honor him in deed today and some only with their lips.

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Worthless Yellowbelly Now CinC, Worthless Yellowbelly To Return From Canada

2009-02-10T14:02:00.000-08:00

A gutless coward now feels it's time to return home because he most likely feels he has a sympathetic, military hating CinC who won't prosecute him, the Enemy Press AP reports.

As usual, the anti-military enemy symp groups just want to help this traitor get back into the US. They're making him cry and say he didn't join the armed forces during wartime to hurt anybody.... He must have signed up for the free unicorns or something....

Of course, nothing much will happen to this guy. In fact, he'll probably get a ticker tape parade down fifth avenue....

Via Yahoo! News

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Chain Forging Has Begun

2009-02-10T13:12:00.000-08:00

Fox News reports that the criminals in CONgress have approved the raping of America and have started the citizens on the road to serfdom.

This package will do nothing to restore the economy, but is solely intended to increase the power of the state over the individual. We warned you on many occasions that King Saul® had nothing but evil intent in his plans. The criminals in CONgress: Rep Frank, Sen Dodd and others are directly responsible for the problems in the economy today. They are the ones who caused it by forcing private companies to give money to those who would never be able to repay. Then when they were unable to pay and forced the lenders into financial straits, they loudly blamed the lenders. They blackmailed companies into doing their bidding, then they blamed the lenders for following their orders. No, none of these lenders would have gone so heavily into subprime mortgages unless forced to by the sinister leaders of CONgress.

But they continue to hold their seats of power instead of warming a seat at a sentencing hearing. Nearly all of CONgress can be considered corrupted meat. There aren't enough honest men and women left to uphold moral values and our birthright of freedom. Money and power have ruined the republic. Such foul vermin have no place in America, their true home is the defunct USSR.

Is there someone who can help free us from the grip of evil descended upon our country? Yes, and no. No, because there is no one of stature enough to lead anything at this point. Reagan is dead, he'll not return. But we do have someone. Someone unexpected, someone who is currently asleep. That someone is you. Yes, you. You have no power alone, you must band together with other like minded men and women who recognize what America means.

Mr and Mrs America, you'll have to save us. No man on a white horse is fit to lead our country out of the darkness it finds itself in. Join your local political organizations. Be it either D or R. Be vocal. Attend meetings. Write letters. Do whatever it takes to restore the parties to accountability to the people they claim to represent. There is no other way, don't look to men or women who have feet of clay, or can be bought off by shiny trinkets or positions of prestige. Together those of us who want America as it should be instead of another failed, collectivist state need to do the work ourselves. It will not happen on its own. Get up and work. Fight against the entrenched evil that has infected our republic. Read about the issues, read about the candidates, and vote. Vote out the vermin and vote in those who really have the desire to see America move towards what it should be, the beacon of individual freedom.

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King Saul® Decries Delays He Just Ordered!?

2009-02-06T13:33:00.000-08:00

Was the real King Saul this much of an idiot????

The Enemy Press News Outlet AP reports that The Chastisement® is concerned that the murderous terrorists in Gitmo aren't getting swift justice. So, how exactly, is CANCELLING ALL THE MILITARY TRIBUNALS GOING TO HELP BRING SWIFT JUSTICE??!!??!! What is going on here? Is the Clown in Chief so dumb that he forgot he stopped the tribunals?

The sheer audacity of dope! Nothing but criminals in his cabinet, but Americans don't care. Trillions of dollars given out to crony leftist groups, but Americans don't care. The most corrupt misadministration ever, but Americans don't care. He's lied about his associates and his plans from the day he first wanted to be somebody. Now we're saddled with him for at least four years.

And no ammo anywhere!!!

Via Yahoo! News

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"War On Terror" Ending Under King Saul®

2009-01-31T10:57:00.000-08:00

That's right. According to the Enemy Press News Outlet AP, that term is slowing disappearing. Of course it is. It's going to be replaced by the term "surrender...."

Via Yahoo! News

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King Saul's® Answer To Everything: Death!

2009-01-29T16:18:00.000-08:00

The reign of King Saul® began inauspiciously, if you're not yet born or have AIDS. Seems that The Chastisement® just can't seem to do anything that doesn't result in dead babies or dead adults.

Earlier this week King Saul® decreed that your tax money would go to foreign organizations who just love to kill the unborn. So thanks to his hubristic majesty, you're now paying for the murders of untold children.

The day after he ascended the throne, he decided that a Bush Administration appointee who oversaw an agency called PEPFAR, the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, that helped people infected with the HIV virus, had to go. Apparently, though the coordinator, Dr Mark Dybul, was very good at his job of helping those afflicted with HIV, he had committed the sin of administering a program that included abstinence as a way to avoid infection. Therefore to please Salome, er the radical anti-life leftists, Dr Dybul was told to resign. So again, King Saul® bowed to those who hate life.

That's the hope and change you voted for?

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Enemy Press Tries to Deeper Throat

2009-01-29T09:19:00.000-08:00

Politico reports the lapdog press spin about King Saul's® failure to get even one RINO to vote for the government theft package passed by the Democrat thieves in CONgress.

Poor little deep throaters have to try to paint The Chastisement's® failure as obstinacy on the part of House Republicans to bend over and let America be sodomized by the Failure in Chief. Now, like the lily fingered thugs they are, the administration has decided to allow their enforcers to bully the brave patriotic dissenters into changing their positions on the further rape of the public treasury. The usual evil organizations such as MoveOn, Americans United for Change, AFSCME, and the SEIU are going to spend millions to defame those who rightly said "no" to our future indebtedness. It's the Chicago way, moved to DC. Hopefully the voters in the targeted areas understand the lobbyists mentioned above are only trying to stick their filthy snouts into the public trough to further their anti-American, leftist agenda.

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King Saul® Throttles America's Prosperity Again

2009-01-26T10:03:00.000-08:00

Enemy Press News Outlet Reuters reports that King Saul® has exercised his imperial prerogative and decreed that states may now impose strict, economy destroying emission standards on automobiles far above those set by the federal dominate.

The Chastisement® is going to let tyrannical governments in such thug run states as California use their size and power to force many car makers to adhere to their vision of a collectivist utopia which doesn't allow the soon to be serf to exercise their rights to private transportation.

America was warned that this man is a commie terror symp, but they wouldn't listen and took refuge in the false belief that salvation was at hand. Raising emission standards will not result in cleaner air, but in a larger bureaucracy that will invest itself as the arbiter of what the serf will be allow to drive, if allowed to retain private transportation at all.

King Saul® has done nothing for this country since his accession to the throne, but has done everything America's enemies would like to do: throttle our business, reduce private rights, halt punishment of terrorists, coddle up to mass murderers, and his majesty recently decreed that mass murder is the preferred way of birth control.

Will Americans wake up to the fact that this man is not in office for our good, but to do us ill? As long as the opposition politicians refuse to oppose, it doesn't bode well for our continued existence as a free nation. All the evil the filthy left has spewed over the last eight years will come true from one of their own.

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King Saul's® Personal Enemy Press Deep Throater

2009-01-24T12:27:00.001-08:00

A usual Enemy Press puff piece passing as a real news story was published under the byline of a writer for the Enemy Press News Outlet AP. You couldn't really tell whether it was a script for a porn movie or not, but it sure seemed as if it was composed, not sitting at a typewriter, but on the writer's knees while performing fellatio on The False Messiah.

Sure, you expect some differences between a President who honors his country and does what's necessary to protect it, and a buffoon who has no business being in the seat of power. One cherishes what we have, the other wants to destroy it and make it in the image of all the failed totalitarian states of history.

So of course the Enemy Press has to try to make this destruction appear to be something the people want and something that's benign, although it's truly the antithesis of what this country stands for.

For example they spooged: "Barack Obama opened his presidency by breaking sharply from George W. Bush's unpopular administration, but he mostly avoided divisive partisan and ideological stands. He focused instead on fixing the economy, repairing a battered world image and cleaning up government." So unpopular, meaning hated by the leftists and misunderstood by the lazy public, makes the new Fearful Leader some kind of new guy? Yeah, right. He immediately launched into divisive politics by trying to attack Rush Limbaugh, failing miserably of course. As for fixing a battered image, what pray tell is battered? The tender feelings of killers? The sensitive psyches of those Europeons who fall to their knees in front of Islamic killers and join their chorus of "Jews to the ovens?" We don't need their approbation. They can all go to hell...of course they all are anyway. All the while sending up criminals and people who hate our rights for nearly every cabinet position. Sure sounds like a way to clean up government, put dirty thugs in charge.

It would be laughable if it wasn't so dangerous to our freedom. The Enemy Press still has enough power over the people's thoughts that they conned them into electing this commie terror symp as leader of the free world.

The fact that most people were hoodwinked by this friend of terrorists and racists goes to show we must be eternally vigilant at election time. All the vicious attacks on President Bush are in reality, what we have in our new failed leader.

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Terror Symp In Chief - The Mask Slips

2009-01-21T14:24:00.000-08:00

King Saul® ordered the cessation of tribunals for the terrorists being held in Gitmo, as one of his first official acts, according to Happy Knob Gobblin' Fest particpant CNN.

Trying to close the camp and get them into US courts no doubt. Where they can enjoy rights they, according to all laws of war, are not entitled to. What's more is you the citizen of the United States, will pay for their defense! Perhaps he's hoping his pals will be acquitted because the government doesn't want to divulge secrets of how and when they were captured.

That would be par for the course for a leader who's first official call as leader of the free world was to a murderer, Abbas of the fake state of Palestine. Yeah, that's right, he didn't call an ally like the PM of the UK, or the PM of Australia, or even the President of France or the Chancellor of Germany. He called a killer. A homicidal, genocidal maniac. Linked to Yahoo! from AFP.

One day in office and already harming our interests and coddling the sworn enemies of our allies....

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For The Duration....

2009-01-21T14:05:00.000-08:00

Of the reign of King Saul®, this blog will remain black.

And Darkness Falls....

2009-01-20T00:01:00.000-08:00

Obama's New Declaration Of Dependence!

2009-01-19T06:43:00.000-08:00

!!!Special to Ah, Shoot!!!

The following is a draft text of the new declaration of independence planned for America by PEBObama. This was found near Harry Reid's office by an anonymous staffer.

When, in the course of socialist indoctrination, it becomes necessary for one group of America haters to try to impose an anti-freedom government, and to assume among the rest of the world's evil powers of the earth, the debased and totalitarian station to which their arrogant natures and their father Satan's nature self entitle them, an indecent bowing down to the opinions of dictators and mass murderers requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the overthrow of liberty.

We hold these untruths to be self-evident, that all men, women, and transgendered are not created equal, that they aren't endowed by evolution with any unalienable rights, that among these life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is circumscribed by what we, the self appointed elite declare.

That to secure these rights, governments are imposed among men, deriving their unjust powers from the ideas and immorality of those who hate freedom. That whenever any form of government is founded inimical to these ends, it is the right of the elite to alter or to create a new one in their own humanist, anti-God image, laying its foundation on such shifting sands and organizing its total powers in such form, as their own eyes see fit to effect only their safety and happiness, not the people's in general.

Desire for destruction of liberty, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should be abolished in whatever way it can to destroy freedom; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to accept the end of liberty, while being promised government handouts, than to right themselves by hard work to which their forefathers were accustomed.

But when a long train of stinky Capitol tourists and pesky citizens demanding votes, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce the self appointed elite under the rule of law, it is their right, it is their duty, to destroy such a free democratic government, and to provide a totalitarian aristocracy for their own future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these elites; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present people of the United States is a history of repeated self reliance and dismissal of the superior opinions of the elites and the refusal to bow down to them, all having in direct object the continuance of a democratic republic over these states. To prove this, let our so called facts be submitted to a candidly evil group of fellow tyrants whom we want to imitate.

They have refused their assent to laws, the most likely to be demanded by the United Nations.

They have forbidden their betters to pass laws of immediate and pressing benefit to the elites and constantly neglect to obey us.

They have refused to let us commit vote fraud to help install like minded elites in large districts of people, unless those people would already vote for us, a right inestimable to them and formidable to we tyrant wanna-bes only.

They have called together legislative bodies at places usual, comfortable, and under public scrutiny, for the sole purpose of making sure we comply with the laws.

They have dissolved representative houses repeatedly, by elections which oppose us with many firmness in our invasions on the rights of the people.

They have refused for a long time, after such elections, to cause other elites to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, we are working towards annihilating, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime protected from all the dangers of invasion from without, and our seditions within.

They have endeavored to prevent the population of these states with illegal aliens; for that purpose to make them follow the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their unfettered migration hither to strengthen our voter base of dupes, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands so our new vote slaves can't get a mortgage backed by the people.

They have obstructed our misadministration of justice, by refusing their assent to laws for establishing legislating from the bench by our judges.

They have made judges dependent on their will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries when we should decide that.

They have opposed a multitude of new offices, and deny us the right to send hither swarms of officers to harass the people, and eat out their substance.

They have kept among us, in times of peace, respect and love for our armies without calling them the baby killers we deem them.

They have affected to render the military independent of and superior to the Civilian National Security Force we plan to use to rule the country.

They have combined with others to keep us free from subjection to a jurisdiction foreign to our failed constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving their assent to their acts of constitutional legislation:

For admiring our armed forces:

For protecting them, by adherence to our supreme laws, from punishment for any false charges which they should be subject to by international bodies who we the elites say we should bow down to:

For expanding our trade with all parts of the world:

For not allowing us to impose taxes on them without their consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by media:

For not allowing us to transport those we deem enemies like patriots and soldiers beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses by the United Nations or other thug government:

For not abolishing the free system of constitutional laws in a neighboring state, not allowing we the elites to establish therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same democratic rule in these states:

For insisting on following our charters, not abolishing our most valuable laws, and not letting us alter fundamentally the forms of our governments:

For voting out our corrupt legislators, and declaring themselves invested with power to vote against us in all cases whatsoever.

They have not abdicated government here, by declaring themselves under our rule and continuing to vote against us.

They have freely harvested our seas, ravaged our coasts by putting their houses there and blocking our views, moved into our towns, and destroyed our lives of leisure and rule by insisting on their freedom.

They are at this time transporting large numbers of our troops to complete the works of removing death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of ending the reigns of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages in Iraq and Afghanistan, and totally unworthy the head of the socialist nation we want.

They have constrained our fellow citizens taken captive who were captured bearing arms against their country, to become witness against their friends and brethren in the ranks of our enemies, or to fall themselves by their hands.

They have not allowed domestic insurrections amongst us, and have endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, a border fence to keep out criminals and terrorists, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have tried to impose our rule in the most arrogant terms: our repeated seditions have been answered only by repeated rejection. A people, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a free man, is unfit to rule themselves.

Nor have we been wanting in attention to our Socialist brethren. We have informed them from time to time our failed attempts to suborn our legislature to extend our jurisdiction over the people. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our political situation here. We have appealed to their groupthink, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common totalitarian ideals to help us with these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence and delay our creation of a world government under the banner of the United Nations. They too have been unable to help destroy liberty. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, that we can't take over the government without more aid, and hold the freedom loving peoples that remain in the United States, as we hold the rest of decent mankind who believe in freedom and God as, enemies in war, in peace slaves.

We, therefore, the representatives of the The Democratic Party, Apostles of the Zero, International Answer, Code Pink, The Communist Party USA and various other collectivist groups in a general politburo, assembled, appealing to our true father, the Devil, for our sinister intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the elite people of these states, solemnly publish and declare, that these united states are, and of right ought to be enslaved and dependent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the Constitution of the United States, and that all political connection between them and the free people of America, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as unfree and dependent states, they have full power to obey all dictates of the United Nations, and to do all other acts and things which subservient states may do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection foreign troops, we mutually pledge to each other the lives, fortunes and the debased state of our new serfs.

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Dawn, The Last Day....

2009-01-19T06:40:00.000-08:00

Big Hollywood

2009-01-10T18:55:00.000-08:00

Check out Breitbart's new site, Big Hollywood, for a view of the entertainment world from a conservative perspective!

Final Poll Results

2009-01-03T10:42:00.000-08:00

Handle The Enemy Within With...

the mob method: .22 to the back of the head? 6 (46%)

Empty an en bloc clip facing them? 4 (30%)

Ridicule them like the babies they are? 3 (23%)

Total votes: 13

Looks like a majority thinks the good 'ol rubout is the best way to handle the enemy within....

Let's Try This Again...

2009-01-01T11:48:00.000-08:00

What? January? Well, another wasted year. Wasted? Yeah, I didn't buy a gun last year.... What a waste....

Bullethead Of The Year

2008-12-31T23:50:00.000-08:00

Well, no one else but our new peerless leader. There is no other who endangers gun rights than the new thugocracy coming next year.

Poll! Add Your Opinion!

2008-12-27T08:13:00.000-08:00

So, with the recent firestorm below, it seems appropriate to wonder what exactly to do with the enemy within. Do they get to be handled the mob way or do they get the same treatment the nazzis and banzais got? Maybe there's a "third way?"

Look to the right for the poll!

Marines Cool to New CinC Fool

2008-12-26T18:57:00.000-08:00

Gateway Pundit reports that The False Messiah, Ebony Division, thought he'd get a great photo op in Hawaii by visiting the Marines.

Didn't quite turn out as he'd planned I'm sure:

"As Obama entered the room, it was absent of the regular fanfare of cheering and clapping. The diners were polite, staying seated at their respective tables and waited for the president-elect to come to them to stand up."

Get used to it Zero....

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It Was Twenty Years Ago Today...

2008-12-21T10:03:00.001-08:00

No, not Sgt Pepper, but a vile, terrorist act. Twenty years ago, on December 21, 1988, Pan Am flight 103 was destroyed over Lockerbie Scotland by a bomb.

Think we don't remember, Muammar?

I remember Suzanne Miazga.

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First Arrest Of The Chastisement's® Corrupt Chicago Mob

2008-12-09T07:39:00.000-08:00

The False Messiah, Ebony Division, hasn't even been certified as the winner of the election and already hoodlums from Illinois are being arrested for criminal activity!!!! Breaking News from Chicago announced that current Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been arrested by the FBI for political corruption.

The governor was taken into federal custody and will be charged with trying to sell the senate seat of King Saul® that was vacated by the Zero. Not even in power yet and the list of indictments are beginning! Expect to see more of this as the next administration is steeped in corruption and open evildoing. Of course, if the governor can keep himself out of jail until the next election, expect to see a pardon come his way by the outgoing failure.

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Non Christmas Christmas Music

2008-12-04T17:01:00.000-08:00

Seems like all the pop/oldies/adult stations in Parts Unknown have gone to 24/7 Christmas music. Some like it, some don't. Here's a list of songs that continually get played during the season, even though they don't have anything to do with Christmas.

Any others you can think of? Any ones you really hate, even if they are Christmas songs?

Post away in the comments.

Non Christmas Christmas Songs:
(a partial list)

The Offenders:

My Favorite Things
(various artists)

Same Old Lang Syne
(Dan Fogelberg)

Jingle Bells
(various artists)

Winter Wonderland
(various artists)

Horrible Christmas Songs That Should Never Be Played:

Happy Christmas
(Lennon/Ono)

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
(various artists)

Santa Baby
(various artists except Eartha Kitt, she's ok!)

Do They Know It's Christmas
(fake megaband)

Bullethead Of The Month

2008-11-30T23:59:00.000-08:00

The 67 million of you....

Not Just Talkin The Talk....

2008-11-28T15:59:00.000-08:00

I didn't even threaten to do it, but at least I've been there unlike some lyin libruls....

Vintage Photoblogging - Ghost Town

2008-11-19T03:38:00.000-08:00

Somewhere in the PRC. Looks like the proprietor of the concern in photo four must have missed his bailout money....

Vintage Photoblogging - Petroglyphs II

2008-11-18T00:21:00.000-08:00

Vintage Photoblogging - Petroglyphs

2008-11-17T06:23:00.000-08:00

Unknown people, unknown dates near Parts Unknown....

Vintage Photoblogging

2008-11-16T19:14:00.000-08:00

Somewhere in the desert southwest, sometime in the last millenium....

I'm Sorry Veterans....

2008-11-10T14:36:00.000-08:00

Today is Veteran's Day. I'm sorry to all the veterans and those currently serving. We have just allowed someone who hates this country and all it stands for to rule us. I can only imagine what he has in store for those in the military.

The Chastisement Exposes His Anti-American Agenda At Once

2008-11-09T10:02:00.000-08:00

Fox News reports the Chastisement has already declared his desire to work against the interests of America and working Americans by rescinding President Bush's executive orders releasing public lands for oil exploration.

When President Bush ordered the opening of public lands for oil, the skyrocketing prices of oil immediately dropped. Now the socialist overlords have made plain their plans for this country by removing these areas from exploration and drilling. All which will result in higher prices and more purchases from countries who already don't like us, but have a kindred spirit in the new one who plans to rule.

The public was advised about the dreams and desires of this group of people who lusted for power. Now the results have barely been reported and the drive against American freedom has begun. Wish you had paid attention to the truth about the liars? Can't wait to see your gas and heating oil bills once the areas are again shut off by those in the halls of power who hate this country. Perhaps now you'll start paying attention. Maybe now you'll see what you did by blindly voting for change. You voted for change alright, evil change. Hope you enjoy it....

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